The Importance of Being Earnest(ine)

For Lent, I’m giving up men and facebook.com. When I say men, I mean I’m not going to do flirting or anything past that. I don’t think it’s that big a deal. It’s only 40 days and I can focus on other things. The only thing that I think I might do is forget, but I’ll try to remember.
Shouldn’t I be out having sex now or something to get it all outta my system? ::sigh:: But it’s 9PM now. Who am I gonna call in 3 hours? I really should have thought this out!